16. a drunken story.
izzy, liz, & i used to chant stay awake spells when we’d start to get drunk-sleepy.
17. something i regret.
not taking more risks during college. sticking around when i was being disrespected. sugar-coating everything.
4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
yesterday was cool.
8. my last night out in detail.
i hung out w/alex & manny & michael and we watched a lot of really confusing tv.
16. a drunken story.
i accidentally cat-called two security guards at my school from across the quad. i thought they were students.
13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry, and one i’d fuck.
omg how awkward. i can’t.
20. press ctrl + v and post.
hanging ‘round downtown by myself & i’ve had too much caffeine & i was thinking about myself…& there she was.
2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
i can think of literally no one except debra messing when i had red hair. for absolutely no other reason than i had bright red hair. so fuck that assessment.
22. 5 things i want to change.
my employment status, my living situation, my relationship status, my caffeine abuse, my inability to say how i feel
26. story of my first kiss.
oh boy :) so my friend kat & i had confessed our mutual like of each other and she was sleeping over at my house one night. i was almost 15, she had just turned 17.
she said we should play this game where we’d draw letters on each other’s palms with our fingers and try to guess what the other person was spelling. into my hand she spelled can i kiss you? and i replied y-e-s and then we did after brief hesitation and it tasted like apple juice.
whaaaat why :(
3. 5 things that irritate me about the opposite/same sex.
mixed signals, passivity, lack of self-awareness, being overly critical, thoughtlessness
6. how i’d spend 10 thousand bucks.
paying off student loans. or moving to california.
9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
people i used to be close to.
24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
fuck, idk. harry styles. hahaha because that would be fun.
look what alex drew on me !!!

People follow dreamsiamese because she is kinky and doesn’t give a shit.
can one direction be naked on the cover of rolling stone yet
this is basically a celebs i want to fuck blog
i’m about to graduate college.
um. how did this happen?
i just realized what it’s gonna be like living 10 feet away from my mom
mm my hair smells good
someone come over and watch the in the zone abc special with me